When “Clean up your room.” seems inadequate…
It could be worse…
Homer Lusk Collyer (November 6, 1881 – March 21, 1947) and Langley Wakeman Collyer (October 3, 1885 – c. March 9, 1947), known as the Collyer brothers, were two American brothers who became famous because of their bizarre natures and compulsive hoarding. For decades, the two lived in seclusion in their Harlem brownstone at 2078 Fifth Avenue (at the corner of 128th Street) where they obsessively collected books, furniture, musical instruments, and many other items, with booby traps set up in corridors and doorways to ensnare intruders. In March 1947, both were found dead in their home surrounded by over 140 tons of collected items that they had amassed over several decades. (from Wikipedia)
“A place for everything and everything in its place” is a great slogan for clutter free living.
However, this ideal state rarely happens naturally.
You have to do something…
Start by editing ruthlessly: The ancient/broken/non-relevant items should be weeded out and banished. This means extra, unloved furniture too. Once you have created some legitimate breathing space around the Keep-Ables, you’ll be able to effectively plan an organization strategy with wall units, cabinets and containers. Though this de-cluttering and “has been” removal may be a sizable chore, it will do wonders for improving your general frame of mind.
Set yourself up for maximum efficiency. Certain rooms, like offices, kitchens and bathrooms, are at risk for clutter because of all the associated tasks assigned to those rooms. No matter how small the abode, or the extent you multi-task in each area, give some thought to the things that you do in each area. Make designated places for everything you need, down to the smallest necessary item.
Think inside the box. The Clutter Problem happens less often because you are inherently a slob and more often because no space has been designated for the things you want and need. For this reason, The Container Store can be a thrilling destination. There you will find storage containers of all shapes and sizes that will accommodate everything you want to (finally) put away, out of sight and out of mind till later.
By the way, you’ll be driven out of your mind if you don’t label your containers.
No, you won’t remember what’s in them.
All manner of containers make interesting storage. Antique suitcases could be stacked under side tables for clothes currently out of season. Big wicker baskets with lids could accommodate sheets, towels and/or ironing piles. Be creative, but also plan to leave a few potential storage options empty for future acquisitions, or for emergency hiding places.
Well, that’s all great but here we are, adults who didn’t make the bed today…
The rest of the place is a mess too. Friends are dropping by in about 15 minutes. Now what?
Make your mess look deliberate:
Your piles of magazines/newspapers, homeless knick-knacks and other odd bits of life can look planned.
Stacked: Make neat stacks of that free form arrangement of magazines or books and top them with something interesting. A plant, bowl or appropriately sized sculpture could work, as could some off beat Objet that tweaks your fancy. I once saw a very clever coffee table with legs made of stacked Coffee Table Books.
Be brazen. Show the world that shelves are for sissies.
Home For The Restless: Obviously you have to throw away what is clearly trash, but a lot of what we call clutter are all those little things that have a use but not a location when not needed.
You know the ones. They seem to move from place to place around the room, like nomads in search of their personal Mecca…
Gather these assorted little items and give them a home in a beautiful bowl or even an ashtray if you are big on re-purposing. You need one of these Catch-Alls for your dresser or bedside table and another one near the front door too. Train yourself to empty your pockets when you first walk in the door. Deposit keys, wallet, lip balm, coins etc. You’ll save yourself a lot of time searching for said items when you want to leave again.
Bonus: you will no longer need to have five sets of keys dispersed to the doorman, neighbors and friends.
Tray Chic: Once you master the art of capturing small game like your house keys, gum packets and sunglasses, you are ready to mark your territory with trays. The trick is to make little compositions out of the disorder by corralling the things you need and other Keep-Ables neatly onto one of these. Instant Tidy.
There’s a marked shift in attitude between “throwing in a drawer” and “placing on a tray”. This attitude adjustment is the magic key to “ordered chaos.”
Call of the wild. Just by placing all the assorted Essentials that were previously left wild and free on a tray along with a couple of baskets as back-up receptacles, the new Tableaux will look like there is some sort of method to the former madness.
Put the taller items behind the shorter, smaller ones. Keep like with like and form groupings of odd numbers like three or five of one type of item. I’ve never heard a good explanation as to why odd numbers look better than even numbers, so you’ll just have to take my word on this. To re-enforce the Planned Look, add a framed picture and/or fresh flowers where appropriate and voila, you have a lovely display.
Boxing Day: In the same way trays are genius for creating order out of randomness, boxes are great for concealing the left-overs of life. I always keep a couple of pretty boxes, pretty empty, on my desk for fast emergency clean-ups. They hide all kind of office and personal detritus. The bonus is that when I can’t find something, I only have to open two boxes at most to find the missing item.
Airing A Grievance: One of the more wonderful experiences of first arrival into any home is that of a great aroma. While stale air and various household odors are not exactly a mess in of themselves, they imply there’s a mess somewhere. Incense has gotten a bad rap because what often comes to mind are unpleasant memories of some overly sweet Hippie Era smoke. However, a little research will reveal some truly refined olfactory delightfulness. Often times the same company that presents a sophisticated incense will offer potpourri, room sprays and candles. It pays to hunt. In a pinch, use sheet spray. I’ve been known to use perfume too.
The Unmade Bed…. Along with Bed Head, tossed and rumpled bedclothes can look kind of sexy, as though you have a much more interesting life than anyone would have guessed.
However, if this is your Standard Presentation, the jig is up. You just look like a slob.
Under cover: An extra large fluffy throw like a flokati or Mongolian lambskin or even the common comforter set straight on the bed will disguise the outright dishevelment to look like merely an informal style.
You’re on your own with Bed Head.